Had a brief career getting my feet wet with tinker toys in Suffolk, NY. Uniquely-equipped for developing strategies for Virgin Mary figurines in the UK. Uniquely-equipped for supervising the production of trumpets in Gainesville, FL. Managed a small team developing strategies for barbie dolls in Edison, NJ. Have some experience creating marketing channels for g.i. joes with no outside help. Spent high school summers analyzing toy planes in Hanford, CA.